Height of Patience!

A lady with a funny name sent me a friend request in Facebook. As a normal process, I went to her profile and checked whether she was someone that I knew. She had only two pictures, that of a flower and a small child and nothing more as to indicate what her real name was, where she was from, what she did, etc. I instantly rejected her request. 

But the next day, she again sent the request for being accepted as my Facebook friend. Curious, I inboxed her a private message politely asking her to introduce herself and to indicate whether we knew eachother. As soon as I pressed the ‘send’ button, she instantly replied that we studied in Samtse School together and that since I am a big shot now being a ‘Dzongda’ (Governor), she was feeling too lowly to reveal her identity. Taken aback, I replied that I had never studied at Samtse School and that as much as I would like to be, I’m just a simple civil servant and not anywhere near being a Dzongda and that she must be mistaking me for someone else. I suggested that we should end the conversation then and there. 

However, she was adamant and insisted that since she had seen all my pics in my FB profile, she was not mistaken and that I was telling her lies so as to avoid her. Exasperated, I finally asked her to post a profile pic of herself or tell me who she was so that I can be at a position to make my own judgement as to whether we were acquaintances from the past, to which she flatly rejected.  I politely told her that if this was the case, we were not talking on equal terms since she knew everything about me whereas I knew nothing about her. Therefore, I asked her to atleast tell me her real name… but this too was flatly rejected. All the same, she was merciless and kept on accusing me that I was pretending as if I did not know her since I was a big shot now. 

I was getting a nervous breakdown! Here was a woman who would not reveal herself and at the sametime, accusing me of pretensions and lying to her! My otherwise cool temper was boiling and I was reaching at my wits end and so I told her to get lost and stop wasting my time. Now, she started accusing me of being rude. With no option left, I told her that I’m going to sign off and that I’m just wasting my time with a ghost. She ended the conversation as follows (Her exact words):

She : U urself is a ghost.. very rude ghost

Me : Please don’t bother me until u decide to tell me who you are

She : Never in my life.. why should I tell you? Stupid donkey.. U are a real donkey and stupid! 

In the first instance, she sent me the friend request and so I asked her identity. In return, I had been accused of being a liar, of being rude, and finally branded as a Donkey, and that too, a stupid donkey!! 

Why is life never fair to me?